Mr. Snark was built for the IT professionals, coders, introverts, and emotionally unavailable wizards who make the modern world work, and do it with a snarky side-eye.

We don’t sell hugs. We sell sarcasm in wearable form. Whether you're dodging Slack messages, rebooting user expectations, or surviving another meeting that could’ve been an email, we’ve got something for you.

Look good. Feel nothing.